Christmas Madness Mayhem and Mall Santas

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Christmas Madness Mayhem and Mall Santas

Christmas Madness Mayhem and Mall Santas

Author	: Bonnie Daly
Publisher	: CreateSpace
Release Date	: 21 October 2013
ISBN	: 1492934755
Pages	: 90 pages
Rating	: /5 ( users)

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Leaving no stone unturned—or present unwrapped—Christmas Madness, Mayhem, & Mall Santas takes you on a hilarious journey through the misadventures, mishaps, and misguided sentiments that we all deal with during the Christmas season. Be prepared to laugh in the face of holiday stress, as you delve into such topics as parent-proof packaging, cats vs. Christmas trees, bows that don't stick, lights that won't light, and husbands that won't help, as well as a multitude of other misaligned, multifaceted merriment.

Christmas Madness Mayhem and Mall Santas

Christmas Madness Mayhem and Mall Santas by Bonnie Daly

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